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columbia

One of the most boring places in Maryland. Nothing is open past 9, everyone is old and rich, or "gangsta" and broke. Despite it's location, which is partway between DC and baltimore, there is still nothing to do. If you want drugs, all you have to do it walk aroung wilde lake for a bit (just don't get stabbed or shot), and If you want food there is a mall (convientally located near wilde lake). There are hardly any skate spots, and if I haven't said this before, IT SUCKS. the only completely badass thing in columbia, is DEFENESTRATION (www.freewebs.com/defenestration15)
Avoid at all costs.
Man, fuck columbia. Who knew something so great like defenestration could come from a shithole like columbia.
by antonio Janifer October 1, 2005
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Christopher Columbus

the act of a fraternity guy, roofie-ing a girl and then driving her hundreds of miles away and then dumping her in the woods in hopes that she can find her way home.
Brad: What happened to my girlfriend, (insert slut name here)?
Zach: We gave her the ole Christopher Columbus. You won't have to worry about her for a while.
Brad: Sobs in the corner while masterbating into a sock.
by Affen Ficker December 24, 2008
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Columbus

Columbus
by Chris ice March 21, 2015
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Columbus football team

a football team that will talk shit about other schools football teams and lose against them and will fight them when they loose for “starting beef” even though they started it
columbus football team: wow la grange sucks ass, they aren’t good they finna catch this L
la grange football team: *wins football game*
columbus football team: starts fight at end of game
by Holly Hills September 28, 2018
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columbus cumberbun

When the heavyset chick you brought home passes out before you are able to fuck her so you instead beat off and jizz all over her ample midsection.

The "Columbus" part of the phrase derives from the fact that chicks from Ohio are usually over 200lbs.
Q: Did you end up banging that fat chick last night?
A: No. Bitch passed out so I outfitted her with a columbus cumberbun instead and then stole cab change out of her wallet.
by Dez2H August 6, 2007
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columbus method

The Seek and Find method of typing with two or three fingers on the keyboard
I'm not a touch typist. I use the Columbus Method.
by Stormdragon January 8, 2011
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columbian eggroll

Columbian eggroll: when you dip your dick in rum throw cocaine on it and then hit her in the mouth with it.
hangin out at a party near the liquor table with a fat sack of yo and a juvenile dirty mind an idea arises that needs to be documented in the book of life only by live demonstration. letting everyone witness the birth of the "columbian eggroll"
by sharknuts November 2, 2011
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