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Cooter Boof

The act of expelling marijuana smoke into the female vaginal canal with the intent of intoxication.
Dude I cooter boofed her so hard she was blowing smoke rings
by BoofinKing May 16, 2025
mugGet the Cooter Boofmug.

balding cooter

the cooter of a very old lady, so old in fact it is losing its hair
Rob: "ew dans mom is like 70, i would never hit that she probably has a balding cooter."
by balding cooter owner September 9, 2010
mugGet the balding cootermug.

Possum Cooter

This term is used whenever you encounter an outrageously foul smelling vagina.
John- "Hey what's happening man? What did you do last night?"

Dan- "I went out with my work buds and hooked up with a girl. We went home and fucked!!"

John- "Sweet dude, that's awesome!!!"

Dan- "Yeah, but the thing is, her pussy was so nasty, I still can't get this possum cooter stank off of my cock & balls."
by dizzotizzo October 13, 2015
mugGet the Possum Cootermug.

Cooter-curtain

The skin that hangs down over your cooter. AKA, your FUPA
Move your cooter-curtain out of the way before I go down in you.
by Miscommunicate November 7, 2023
mugGet the Cooter-curtainmug.

Cooter Chugging

The act of drinking the liquid emitted from a woman's vagina while squirting during intercourse or masturbation.
Marco excitedly donned his rain poncho and positioned himself for some good ol' fashioned Cooter Chugging when she told him she was ready to cum.
by RoosterGirl May 31, 2019
mugGet the Cooter Chuggingmug.

Commuter Cooter

Just moved to the suburbs, so I can get that commuter cooter after her husband leaves
by Beansupreme420 February 24, 2024
mugGet the Commuter Cootermug.

cooter roundhouse

several quick kicks (and sometimes punches) administered to the cooter, an expansion of the cooter kick
Gina's such a bitch, she doesn't deserve just a cooter kick, she deserves a cooter roundhouse!
by Emily843 September 12, 2008
mugGet the cooter roundhousemug.

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