Having to have another person (i.e. paternal partner, family member, etc.) bond with a newborn postpartum due to maternal complications (i.e. endometritis, post part blues/depression, OB Hemorrhaging)
My baby daddy is going to have to incorporate alternative baby bonding (ABB) because I am currently unable to do so due to my postpartum complications.
by J.Luis September 19, 2019
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You will use this method when you are trying to distract from serious matter .
Example
I did not set that house on fire , I can run a mile in 3 minutes. In fact under my leadership everyone’s cardio has gotten better . There has been no house fires
You will use this method when you are trying to distract from serious matter .
Example
I did not set that house on fire , I can run a mile in 3 minutes. In fact under my leadership everyone’s cardio has gotten better . There has been no house fires
She really used the Pam bondi method we were talking about abuse of children and she goes off on the economy.
by Plutonian February 13, 2026
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Friend: "Dude we should just give up, we're never going to be able to find the huzz"
You: "C'mon man, you're being a real miles at the bonfire right now."
You: "C'mon man, you're being a real miles at the bonfire right now."
by ThanosWeavester October 8, 2025
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