Bloody Kangaroo

When a girl is on her period and jumps onto a guys penis from at least 4 feet away while wearing a fanny pack.

My girlfriend was on her period and hopped on me like a bloody kangaroo.

by Tyres B December 8, 2019

bloody buddies

when two women have their menstrual cycle at the same time.

we're bloody buddies, we synced our cycles.

by yoadrienne76 March 31, 2012

Bloody Fruitcake

The act of oral sex/eating out a female while she's on her period.

I had a bloody fruitcake last night, now I think I should see a doctor...

by ndkangel May 8, 2016

bloody hell

A) british slang exclamation. same as "holy shit"

B) nice way of saying someone is on their period

A) BLOODY HELL, I spilled my tea!

B) boy: why is she so upset today?
girl: ....bloody hell.....

by Marissa December 28, 2005

bloody muffin

When a girl is having her period and you eat her out, while fingering her asshole and you pop your finger in her mouth and yell bloody muffin.

I gave my girlfriend, KoKo a bloody muffin last night!

by Leon Johnson November 7, 2006

bloody butt

When you tard is bigger then your asshole,and rips your pooper on the way out.

After taking that major dump I had a bad case of the bloody butt.

by Pete the Plummer February 8, 2004

bloody clown

The process of eating a girl out while she is menstrating.

Wow i just ate katie out while she was on her period...I looked like a Bloody clown!

by fatty January 5, 2005