Blake Bauer is a term used to define a sexy male ginger (red head). Blake Bauer is also used as slang to define someone with a deep (often unhealthy) obsession with tacos (hard shell). Blake Bauer are smart, witty, good actors, and often ponder the mystery of life. In conclusion, Blake Bauer are sexy as fuck gingers who enjoy a good class of water every now and then! :)
Blake Bauer is one sexy as hell red head that sure can eat tacos.
That Blake Bauer is one good joke teller.
OMG! Blake Bauer is actually coming to my party!
That Blake Bauer is one good joke teller.
OMG! Blake Bauer is actually coming to my party!
by Sexy Gingey November 27, 2016
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Blake is cautious with her heart and doesn't settle for people when it comes to her relationships. She is authentic, fun and charismatic. She is so gorgeous that even that word in itself is an understatement. Everything about her makes you want to be better and do better. She can make you laugh so hard it hurts and can keep you entertained with simple conversation for hours because she is just that amazing. She is beautiful inside and out. She loves so hard you can feel it. Her personality radiates affection. Anyone in the world should feel privileged to know her and anyone who is in a relationship is simply "lucky" because a person this amazing is a rare find. If you are fortunate to have a Blake in your life --or even better-- in a relationship with her, then hold her close and never let her go. Never hurt her and always strive to deliver your best self for her. You'll never find anyone as magical as her again. Blake is a unicorn.
Today was the worst day ever, until Blake showed up.
You think you're sexy? Wait until you meet Blake!!
You think you're sexy? Wait until you meet Blake!!
by Lit Whit July 14, 2019
Get the Blake mug.A small town in southwest Georgia near Donalsonville and Colquitt. The average gpa is 1.4. If you can read a paragraph without stuttering you’re considered a genius. Everybody knows each other and everybody has agenda whether it’s poisoning it citizens or fucking your best friends sister. Enjoy the smell of peanut dust and cocoa butter as you cross into this quiet, and quaint town where every convienence store is ran by the same Indian guy.
Joey: Dude this pecan pie tastes like ass and peanuts. Hugh: It’s my grandmother’s recipe from Blakely. Joey: Blakely??? Where is that. Hugh: I have no idea, wait you eat ass? Joey: Like beef jerky YeeYee!!!
by Broke Back Mountain Guy March 28, 2019
Get the Blakely mug.Blakely is a crazy, sweet, and caring person. She is amazing to her friends and sometimes her sister, but can be a butt to her family. She is mostly beautiful and kind and an AMAZING dancer.
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