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healthy-bat

"i only know good words...

...healthy-bat," -TommyInnit
by N3MOWEN December 8, 2020
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The Dark Bat

by hztjgg z June 3, 2021
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bat ass

A red, swollen ass that is the result of being spanked with an ass bat.
Johnny was being a brat in school, so his teacher gave him a case of bat ass with her ass bat paddle.
by Haldee March 19, 2017
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bat af

short for bat as fuck, this is a new way for youngsters to say "batty" or super batty, in fact.
Dude devin, you are bat af right now.

OMG... Maddy, you are bat af, you don't have to frikin yell every time in the classroom.

Dude did you see that, Devin was being totally bat af when he asked all those girls out?

Babyface is bat af everyday
by Mr. Cluckerz November 18, 2016
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Batting in the shade

To be disoriented. Term is derived from baseball, when shadows covering the field make it difficult for batters to gauge the speed of pitches.
My friend was totally batting in the shade when he was trying to order a drink after he spilled the last one all over the bartender.

When I woke up in that guy's bed, trying to find my clothes on the floor was like batting in the shade.
by oneflipflop January 16, 2009
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City Bat

Those damn city bats were dive-bombing me when I was trying to get home with groceries!
by skin-e-g July 8, 2016
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Wang bat

A big ass flying insect also known as a mosquito hawk but in Texas they're like 16 foot long and carry small children around.
Did you see that big ass wang bat just fly by damn you're not be down and grab those Charlie's little son.
by Gt420tx July 29, 2018
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