basement

where kids are held

"Awwe you'll go great in my basement <33"

by apphpslither June 10, 2024

Basement Dweller

A basement or attic dweller is typically a male over eighteen, often without a high school diploma or GED, who continues to live at home with his parent(s) without any ambition to move out or contribute to society. These individuals live in a perpetual state of ‘getting their shit together.’ Their daily routine often includes excessive marijuana use, contributing to a lack of motivation. They usually wake up around noon or later and stay up past midnight or later.

Comparable to hikikomori, basement dwellers never or rarely pay rent, lack a job or aspirations for further education, and lead an unhealthy lifestyle dominated by video games and junk food.

Their employment, if any, usually lasts only a few weeks before they quit or get fired. Many of these individuals are socially inept, misogynistic, and either obese, unhealthily skinny, or physically appear normal.

This phenomenon, more prevalent in the US and Canada, is becoming increasingly mainstream globally. While women can also be basement or attic dwellers, it is rarer.

There are subcategories within this group, including:

- The obese, anime-obsessed, heavy-breathing type who neglects personal hygiene.
- The ‘fake gangster’ (AKA Malibu’s Most Wanted), often white, obsessed with weed and mumble rap, adopting behaviors and slang (mainly the N-word) from popular rap culture.

Alan is a basement dweller, the guy is almost 30, living at his mom’s home, no job, just yelling at his video games and smoking weed, what a fucking loser!

by PseudonymNotRealName June 26, 2024

Basement Demon

A basement demon is a common yet vague term for the "Demons" or monsters that hunt you in the basement or a dark area or room after you turned off the lights in that area. Basically, it is a fear of something hunting you in the dark which makes people run for their lives after switching of the lights.
Related: Nyctophobia

"Bro I had a near escape from the basement demon yesterday"

"me too"
"what's a basement demon?"
"Did you spawn in the world as an adult or do you seriously not know what it means"

by DictionaryDecimator July 1, 2024

Basement Bitch

Someone that takes advantage of their parents, had no job or any goals in life.

Matt is a basement bitch! His parents just can’t get him out of the house. They’re beyond ready to be empty nesters.

by ChaoticMama July 25, 2024

basement gangster

After being up for days and the social circle has slowed to a minimal tongue flail everybody's still in the same basement doing their own weird shit

Which one of you basement gangsters disassembled my Nintendo

by Social spew August 1, 2024

Basemic

A student who enters the school underground

If she cycles thru the basement and go up the stairs, she'll be basemic right there

by Greceprece February 16, 2025

Basement Snack

A person who likes getting their a** eaten

I would never date a basement snack, I am too afraid they'd fart in my face.

by angryjunebug March 18, 2025