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Basement Cat

A noun used to describe a person who is held captive as a sex slave in the basement.
I generally have to feed my basement cat from time to time because they get a little feisty.
by Dark_Wonder May 16, 2023
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Progressive Bashment

Progressive Bashment
Is a form of verbal abuse where victims are subjected to a continual stream of relentless, irritating and pointless nagging. This is then shortly followed by the victim then bashing the abuser (parent, boss etc…) around the head with wet tea bags followed by half eaten apples.
People guilty of Progressive Bashment say:
“I don’t mean to go on but…” Then go on… and on...and on...
“I know I’ve said this already…” Then says it again…and again...
“I don’t mean to state the obvious but…” Then states the obvious, again and again...
by Fo-Shizzel October 22, 2008
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ball basher

A girl that likes to hurt guys in the balls all the time. She does it without discomfort and technically perfect.
Have you heard about Jill? She is a really ball basher, all guys of her class try to get around her.
by Nerynth June 10, 2011
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Berry Basher

The process of collecting berries and then using them to perform various sexual urges, usually homosexual.
A group of people (berry bashers) get together in order to gather berries, preferably red ones. They take the berries and mash them up then lather them all over eachother. Sex occurs thereafter.
by steveystevenson November 23, 2011
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third baseman

A knowledgeable person you bring with you when negotiating a deal for a new car.
I brought Chris with me as my third baseman when I bought my new Audi. He ended up saving me thousands of dollars.
by tiab guls May 23, 2014
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first baseman

When I was 8 my neighbor and I were first baseman.
by MillionDollarMan July 29, 2016
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Erens basement

A fucking basement that needs a frikking keeeey and that shit is the plot point of FUCKING THREE SEASONS OFFFFFF A AAAAAAAANNNNIIIIMMMMMEE
FUUUUUUUCK ERENS BASEMENT IT FRIGGIN CONTAINS SOME SHIT ABOUT HISTORY THAT NOWONE CARES ABOUT!!!!!
by AOOOOTTTT ISSSS WIEEEEEEERD November 19, 2018
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