do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed

when a father is telling his son to do something and the son isn't doing it and the dad gets pissed and says do as i tell you you barrel of monkeypiss

by The Bandit May 8, 2008

Bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states

shlong a bitch over a barrel while she reads the United States Constitution.

I could bend her over a barrel and show her the 50 states, but she is in a wheelchair

I fucked the freedom out dat bitch.

by Young Metros Trustee July 4, 2016

Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun

The only weapon powerful enough to kill a turdy point buck. There is only one in existence, but the owner of the weapon is a very bad shot, as he could not hit an 8 foot tall deer from ten feet away.

My only hope was betty lou. She was the one. A Combination AK-57 uzi radar laser triple barrel double scoped heat seeking shotgun.

by crashdagamer December 30, 2021

just tell peppy you couldn't do a barrel roll because you were too busy getting stoned

He'll understand

Press Z or R twice!

by The Pimp March 5, 2004

barrel-iron

A gun, most likely a .38.

He placed his barrel-iron between the teeth and aimed at the roof of his mouth and shot.

by BrazBiz April 15, 2015

Wheel barrel balls

When the testicles are so swollen from constant arousal, that a wheelbarrow is needed to assist in movement.

He was so aroused, he could hardly walk from his wheel barrel balls.

by Hotdog Xanasabar November 6, 2020

Texas double barrel misfire

When you’re pegging your girl from behind and she pisses and shits on you at the same time.

My girl had to go to the bathroom but I made her fuck anyways which resulted in an unfortunate Texas double barrel misfire

by Plain ol dumb April 13, 2022