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by MarsmarsianE July 8, 2023

A Bakers Cock Ring is when one (usually elderly men) raps a twist tie around their cock to pervert it from leaking.
by Ipoopmypants.com February 17, 2022

Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.
Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.
Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.
Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.
Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.
Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.
Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.
by Vepa H May 31, 2013
