Shot bish

when someone tries to hit a cricket ball really hard but they end up just snicking it an it just roles about a meter or 2

*guy winds up to hit a 6, but it just ticks his bat and it goes nowhere

person 1: "what a shot bish"

person 2: "hahahah that was a massive shot bish"

person 1: (yells out from the boundary) SHOT BISH!!

by blancky May 16, 2016

Halfway-Bioshocked

The act of killing the main Protagonist You before the game ends, sometimes in the beginning, or middle of the game story line.

Guy 1: Oh my god it did it again!
Guy 2: Did what?
Guy 1: The game! It killed me off in the middle of the game! It Halfway-Bioshocked me!
Guy 2: You really need to stop playing that game . . .

by Dr.Sigma {Σ} July 18, 2016

potato bish

A girl or guy who is always copying u or others on anything they envy will steal credit over anything and act all nice towards everyone else BUT YOU and when u tell someone about them and how much u hate them they will think u are the bad one!

girl: OMG SHE IS SUCH A POTATO BISH
guy: no shes a nice girl ur the pototo bish
girl: dont said i did not warn u -____-

by potatoegurl2005 August 15, 2016

diaper bish

PULL UP ON YOU LIKE A MOTHAFUCKIN DIAPER
YOUR NIGGA HYPE, NAH BITCH I AM HYPER.
SMOKING THE GAS I'M ABOUT TO GET HIGHER, YOUR BITCH GON SQUIRT LIKE A MOTHAFUCKIN GYSER

I KILL THE PUSSY CALL ME MICHEAL MYERS
SAID SHE DON'T CUM FAST THAT BITCH A LIAR
ONLY TWO MINUTES, NOW I AM TIRED.
PULL OUT THAT BITCH LIKE SOME MOTHAFUCKIN PLYERS.
I AM THE ONE, I DON'T NEED FIBER
ALL OF MY BARS ARE MOTHAFUCKIN FIRE
SHIT ON THESE NIGGAS LIKE IT'S FERTILIZER

EAT YOUR BITCH PUSSY LIKE A APPETIZER

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I LOVE YOU RICKY.

PULL UP ON ME LIKE A DIAPER BISH

by Diaperbish March 31, 2017

Smoking batshit

The term "Smokin batshit" is a multi-purpose phrase used to describe any action Direction statement comment Etc that is stupid beyond belief. It refers not to the comment itself but to the generator or originator of said comment.

Of course you can always use it directly at the individual. Somebody says something to you or does something that just just jaw droppingly stupid you can say to them"you've been smoking batshit."

I walked into the store and I saw oranges$0.58 each. I stopped walked back to the display expecting to see pounds not each but there it was $0.58 each. I told my friend look at this somebody's been smoking batshit.

by Rootnrom January 16, 2018

Smokin batshit

Smokin batshit refers to something somebody says or something you may see or read that is so stupid, beyond any possible redemption that the only way it could have been made was if the author was "smokin batshit."

I was at the car dealership the other day and asked how much to replace a brake light bulb. The guy tells me-with a straight face mind you-$47.00! I said "Dude you're 'smokin batshit,' yes guano, that savory crap found in a bat cave."

by C55 May 31, 2018

Pathetic bish

A girl who thinks just because her boyfriend is a fukin psychopath means that she can talk shit all she wants and get away with it , all the while hiding behind her boyfriend like a pathetic bitch when someone confronts her ass

“Man Karen is such a pathetic bish”

by Ironically_sensical July 1, 2019