Alice Kelly

A mean bitch face slut who has no eyebrows, so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away, she’s a right tit.

From Freya and Lola :)

Random girl: omg have you seen that fat pig Alice Kelly over there! She’s a whore.

by P_trained December 7, 2019

Alice Kelly

She’s a big fat slut who has no eyebrows. She’s so fat you can hear her footsteps from a mile away.

Lola and Freya :)

Random girl: you see that girl, Alice Kelly, she’s a big whore

by P_trained December 7, 2019

Alice weekes

A girl with an ass the size of Jupiter

Juidus: woah look at that ass
Jesus: I’m going in for the squeeze
Juidus: you need a prayer and a sacrifice to god to squeeze an ass as hot as an Alice Weekes

by Yourboihalliwayyyyy December 10, 2019

Alice'd

To be stolen of the opportunity of answering/punishing, via someone else coming along and taking it from you in a speedy manor.

"Dude, I was going to answer that question, but you just barged in like an asshole."

"Haha you got fucking Alice'd."

by Nickingoo October 28, 2019

Alice

Alice is crazy, funny and an amazing friend. She can be possessive sometimes and a bit stubborn. If she doesn’t like someone she lets them know. Alice is gorgeous and any guy would be lucky to have her. She is the most loyal person ever and will always be by your side.

Guy 1: I’m going to ask out Alice

Guy 2: Sorry dude, she’s taken

by pseudonympepsi123 November 3, 2019

Alicemonia

A virus that is very contagious and makes you act the opposite of yourself. You will have a big ass pimple pop up on your forehead and you will need to get stitches. It will make you very shady and retarded. Be aware!!! 🦠

Beast: have you heard about the virus that is spreading
Shaniqua: no

Beast: well be careful it’s contagious it’s called Alicemonia!!

by Savage squad November 5, 2019

Alice

She does as she pleases and looks mitghy fine while doing it. This girl has an uniqueness that is so radiating that you can easily she yourself falling for her. The beauty she carries in every way is beyond what should be legal. She is always on the go and her best friend is coffee

Damn this girl is driking coffee like her name was Alice

Your look stunning... is your name Alice?

If you find Alice let her know she is special

Daaaamn that booty must be Alice's

by Bigholm January 11, 2020