An Alyssa is one of those girls who is still single but gives out dating advice like one of those people who gives out free tasting samples at Loblaws, and a large portion of the time, she's completely right. She loves compliments hut is modest when it comes to actually accepting them. Her eyes will make you either faint or drop dead because of how beautiful they are. Alyssas are kind of shy when they first meet people but then get used to their presence, she mostly hangs out with her five closest friends, she is quite sociable when she's w/ her absolute besties. Alyssas are usually selfconsious even though they are stunningly hot/beautiful. If someone is feeling like crap, within 5 mins of talking to an Alyssa they feel better, she'll always stand up for you and do the right thing. She is someone to trust when she gives advice because not only has she been through it but she was incredibly strong. Never, ever let her go because you'll need her amazingness, beauty, love and devotion, plus it'll be hell to go without her.
Person1: I'm feeling sad:(
Alyssa: Why what happened?
Person1: Person2 said something mean to me
Alyssa: *punches person2 in face* don't worry person2 will get what's coming to them😉
Alyssa: Why what happened?
Person1: Person2 said something mean to me
Alyssa: *punches person2 in face* don't worry person2 will get what's coming to them😉
by Royalebitch April 24, 2018
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*friend gets pushed into a wall*
Alexsa: next time you go anywhere near her your face will be smashed in and let's just say you won't have a car anymore. Ok? Good I'm glad you understand!
*guy leaves*
Alexsa: omg kaylee are you ok!?
Kaylee: yeah I'm fine
Alexsa: omg is that a scrape on you knee!?!?!
Kaylee: no its-
Alexsa: WHERE IS THAT LITTLE ASSHOLE
Alexsa: next time you go anywhere near her your face will be smashed in and let's just say you won't have a car anymore. Ok? Good I'm glad you understand!
*guy leaves*
Alexsa: omg kaylee are you ok!?
Kaylee: yeah I'm fine
Alexsa: omg is that a scrape on you knee!?!?!
Kaylee: no its-
Alexsa: WHERE IS THAT LITTLE ASSHOLE
by Meowmeow231 May 31, 2018
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Jim-“Have you seen Alyssa today”
John-“nope, must be blending in with the ants again”
Jeremy-“she might be recording elf 2”
John-“nope, must be blending in with the ants again”
Jeremy-“she might be recording elf 2”
by Happyfeet220104 December 17, 2018
Get the Alyssa mug.A beautiful, tall, smart and all around perfect girl. Ideal girlfriend/wife. Judging by the weird misspelling of Alexandra, she's probably of Mediterranean descent. My best bet would be she's either; Italian, Greek, Romanian, Hungarian, Albanian or Bulgarian. Always autocorrects when you type her name in somewhere.
Knows how to make you smile. You'll probably get married to an Alexsandra. Might even lose your virginity to one. Don't make that your priority though. Cherish her, because she's special and you're never going to find another girl like her.
Knows how to make you smile. You'll probably get married to an Alexsandra. Might even lose your virginity to one. Don't make that your priority though. Cherish her, because she's special and you're never going to find another girl like her.
by giornoG June 11, 2019
Get the Alexsandra mug.Alissa is a good person, but sometimes she can literally the biggest bitch you’ll ever meet😂. She tends to hold a grudge against people, she loves sports. Usually at school and in public they are crazy. They like to be very loud all of the time. They are very loyal. When in a relationship she is committed, if there is ever a problem she tries her best to solve it. They’re pretty smart too. They don’t hoe around and when talking to someone they only talk to one person at a time. Oh and most importantly they give everyone the WORST attitude when they are mad or sad.
by palmtreebaby September 5, 2019
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by Htx_2008 September 22, 2019
Get the Alissa mug.The most attractive sleep paralysis demon you will ever meet. Usually found hovering over you in the middle of the night keeping you as stiff as aboard. She sleeps better at night knowing that your being forced to lay there still as can be. When you are trying to gasp for a breath of air, she is there to keep windpipe shut. When you're feeling lonely at night you no longer have to be because you secretly know she is waiting under your bed for you to fall asleep and put you in sleep paralysis. Sometimes it can be found flying on her witch broom outside in the wee hours of the morning and even cooking something in her cauldron. Keep her close and never lose her.
by PopularMCGamer October 31, 2019
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