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Alan

Alan is a wonderful guy with a MASSIVE heart. He also has EXTRA big feet. Has fluffy guinea pigs called Spud and Doug, they also have MASSIVE feet. Alan uses a lot of product on his beard that is really shiny and fluffy and nice.

Also he wants people to know that he has very masculine hands (WHICH ARE ALSO BIG).

Alan likes soup and brown hair ;)
Alan has a massive heart...
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Alan

A mexican man who has sex with a white man
"Have you heard about Jorge"

"Yeah, I heard he's an Alan now"
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Alan Light

'Hey do you know Alan Light?'
'Yea he's my teacher,'
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Alan

A fatass faggot nigga who dickrides certain people. He is also a sensitive wank who cant take no fucking jokes. Also a stupid ass nigger.
“He is definitely an Alan” “its giving Alan”
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Alan Shore

Definition is based on the character from the Boston Legal TV series.
An Alan Shore is basically a guy that gets all the ladies but somehow still ends up being alone and typically ends his night having a drink with his best friend.
Max: Alex picks up so many chicks, I wish I could be like him
Dylan: There's nothing special about that, he's just an Alan Shore
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Alan

Is a Male who likes to have sex with older women. They are tend to be embarrassed and very emotional when someone disagrees with his ideas. He is the type of guy who would have a threesome. But on the outside he is very hot and sexy which is why he is very attractive. He is a very funny and intelligent man who likes to go on adventures. If you know an Alan then you are very lucky. Do not let him go.
Your being such an Alan today Andrew.
by Hardman George July 15, 2020
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Alan

A great Grandad who loves playing cars has a great imagination in everything
Alan is a great granddad
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