commit alan

The art of instantly blocking someone the moment they remotely come close to insulting you

Person A : Haha i hope u get cancer
Person B : blocks Person A
Person A : I see he did the commit alan

by Sushi~ October 24, 2019

Alan Brazil

A man who calls you a mug or a fat f*ck regularly.

Our Ollie is 100% an Alan Brazil.

by xBenno97x May 01, 2020

Aiden Franklin Alan Burnett

The type of person who lives at 2020 west gate drive In logansport Indiana and who has a mom named Jessica cozzelo who leaves for work at 7 am and gets back at 2 pm

Hey I’m Aiden Franklin Alan Burnett and you probably know everything about me!

by Mrmoeloster22 April 03, 2024

Possibly Alan

amazing, funny, cute, happy person,

Friend: "Hey you're a possibly alan!" You: "Thank you man!"

by jackakaka January 04, 2022

Alan tracey

An ALAN TRACEY Is a - gay loser who has no real friends, just other gay losers online. An alan tracey enjoys talking about boring shit while nobody is paying attention but he or she doesn't mind they love the sound of their own stupid voice. Plays alot of video games.

Shut up alan tracey !
Oh god its alan!
Haha your ugly but not as ugly as alan tracey!

by Bigdickprick1999 August 12, 2017

Alan Bell

Easily one of the baddest mofos around. Incredibly handsome and some would say a he is a quite genius.

Man, that Alan Bell fella sure does know what he is talking about. Definitely not a bullshitter.

Alan Bell: strong, handsome, intelligent and even hilarious

by Alabasterfrats November 24, 2021

Alan Diff

When fucking idiot gay Alan can't play video games right so you lose

"Shit, we're losing, Alan diff."

by Poggers912 September 27, 2020