Alan is a wonderful guy with a MASSIVE heart. He also has EXTRA big feet. Has fluffy guinea pigs called Spud and Doug, they also have MASSIVE feet. Alan uses a lot of product on his beard that is really shiny and fluffy and nice.
Also he wants people to know that he has very masculine hands (WHICH ARE ALSO BIG).
Alan likes soup and brown hair ;)
Also he wants people to know that he has very masculine hands (WHICH ARE ALSO BIG).
Alan likes soup and brown hair ;)
by fancyphanickpants October 30, 2020

by Mister Charlie July 15, 2022

by THEBIGBIGTACO February 6, 2021

A fatass faggot nigga who dickrides certain people. He is also a sensitive wank who cant take no fucking jokes. Also a stupid ass nigger.
“He is definitely an Alan” “its giving Alan”
by Ih8N1gg3rz May 9, 2024

Definition is based on the character from the Boston Legal TV series.
An Alan Shore is basically a guy that gets all the ladies but somehow still ends up being alone and typically ends his night having a drink with his best friend.
An Alan Shore is basically a guy that gets all the ladies but somehow still ends up being alone and typically ends his night having a drink with his best friend.
Max: Alex picks up so many chicks, I wish I could be like him
Dylan: There's nothing special about that, he's just an Alan Shore
Dylan: There's nothing special about that, he's just an Alan Shore
by thatwordgeek007 March 8, 2022

Is a Male who likes to have sex with older women. They are tend to be embarrassed and very emotional when someone disagrees with his ideas. He is the type of guy who would have a threesome. But on the outside he is very hot and sexy which is why he is very attractive. He is a very funny and intelligent man who likes to go on adventures. If you know an Alan then you are very lucky. Do not let him go.
by Hardman George July 15, 2020

by 15476 February 2, 2022
