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Adam Johnson

A pedophile Sunderland player that was arrested for having sex with a 15 year old Sunderland fan.
"So fuck off Adam Johnson, you're going down for noncing. You're a pedophile! You're a pedophile!"
by Lumpacado May 1, 2015
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judge adams

1. The worse type of ass-whooping you can get by someone else.

A beat down so bad, you have to hide it for seven years before you can recover and tell someone about it.

2. A douchebag who beats his children and hides behind the law and claims that because he "apologized" he did not commit child abuse.
Dude 1: "Did you hear what happened to Johnny?"

Dude 2: "Yeah, his chick went all judge Adams on his ass for cheating on her."
by Yes_it_was_me November 2, 2011
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Adam Carolla

Renaissance Man Adam Carolla, saving Americas youth from losing their behyman since 1995.
by Prophet Mohammed April 24, 2011
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adam brody

A so called "actor" who plays seth cohen, an annoying sarcastic prick on the oc. Hes also been in couple of movies such as mr and mrs smith and thank you for not smoking, playing the same character he does on the oc.
girl- did u watch that mr and mrs smith, it got that adam brody.

girl2- no i havent. who does he play

girl- the only person he can play

both- "seth cohen" ha ha
by packer_ April 16, 2007
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Adam Lambert

The ultimate HBIC.

Each time Adam sings, an angel has an orgasm. His vocals are top notch, and he has a ridiculous vocal range. Adam loves putting on a show, and that means lights, fog, glitter, lots of gyrating, guyliner, black nail polish, costumes, and other glam furnishings. The fact that he is gay is the least shocking thing about him. Basically, you wish you were as fly as this motherfucker.

On American Idol Season 8 he had a string of memorable (to say the least) performances, including Ring of Fire, Mad World, and Whole Lotta Love. He made American Idol his bitch. He also became part of the bromance of the century, Kradam.

When it comes to the Idol Tour 2009, people lost their shit when he came on stage, and critics sucked his glittery dick. People go absolutely batshit crazy over this guy; some even begin to question their sexuality, hence, the term "Adamgasm."

There are some haters. All of their arguments are invalid. Besides, Adam welcomes haters. He believes that good art causes strong reactions, whether they be positive or negative.

Adam is a "glittery alien from Planet Fierce."
"I'm going to put glitter on my eyelids, bitch," says Adam Lambert.
by Fun_Sponge July 19, 2009
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Amy Adams

Amy Adams is a ridiculously attractive redhead actress; sweet, funny and incredibly talented.
Nominated for 4 Oscars for starring and co-starring in films like 'The Fighter' 'Enchanted' and most recently Lois Lane in 'Man of Steel'.

Amy, if you're reading this please, please, please, please marry me.
"Who is that gorgeous redhead celebrity?"
"Isla Fisher? Karen Gillan? Amy Adams?"

"Amy Adams will co-star in the upcoming film 'American Hustle'"

"WHY CAN'T I FIND ANY GOOD PICTURES OF AMY ADAMS TOPLESS FOR GOD SAKE!?"
by super-hombre November 6, 2013
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Adam Szew

When a man commits the action of receiving no female specimens.
Do you see that uninteresting individual? What an Adam Szew.
by yameenbean2000 June 5, 2022
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