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asian life

Its when you are always judge for your grades. Later on in life youd want to kill yourself. Apperently 90% of ppl in america and canada asians kill themselves. Your grades have to be at least a B+ or your doing terrible and they want you to a shit ton better so they brag about you whith your other asian friends parents. If you ever do something wrong your grounded for over a month and they take the one thing you spend your entire life on for at least a month. If you want to buy something you have to raise your grades, more. You cant buy anything with your allowance because they dont give you allowances. You eat rice with practically every meal. If you are white black or any other raise you are a fucking lucky ass person.
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by rrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiicccceeee? February 21, 2010
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Asian Beaner

a person of Filipino decent. They are refered to as asian beaners because they have both asian and spanish roots, and many have spanish last names, just as most mexicans do.
dude jeffrey is such an asian beaner! I saw him reading anime and eating a burrito!
by Bussalikespd October 4, 2010
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secret asian man

A badass song that is like really cool and its in a movie.
Coolness and very sexy I love that song secret asian man.

SECRET asiaaann man!! secret asaainn man sexret assian man.
by namino neitou sama October 30, 2007
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Rob an Asian kitchen

(v.) To take a walk (wok).
"Dude, let's enjoy the nice day and go rob an Asian kitchen!"
by RabidUnicorn March 25, 2010
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Asian-American

1. An annoying term that progressive people think is politically correct, when in reality, means nothing.

2. An unnecessary label that gets slapped on anyone who looks like they might have Asian ancestors, regardless of if that person feels the term even applies to them.
Dumbass: Are you Chinese?
Normal Person: No...
Dumbass: Are you Japanese?
Normal Person: No...
Dumbass: Are you Korean?
Normal Person: No... where the fuck is this going?
Dumbass: Oh, you just looked Asian, so I thought I'd branch out and learn about your culture.
Normal Person: I'm American... so my culture is your culture.
Dumbass: But, you're Asian-American.
Normal Person: By that logic, you should be called European American because you look European.
Dumbass: No, I'm American.
Normal Person: Okay, so why the fuck do I need a label as to what KIND of American I am?
by vatefairefoutre September 2, 2017
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Asian McGangBang

Similar to the original mcgangbang, except the mcchicken is replaced by a fillet o' fish.
kid 1: i'm deffinatly getting a big mac
kid 2: i'm feeling oriental, i think i'll have the asian mcgangbang
kid 1: you're so unamerican
by Bstenny May 4, 2009
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Oriental Asian gangs

Gangs whos ancestors came from the continent of Eastern Asia (Also includes South East Asians).

Asian gangs are best known for ther ability to be either really secretive and patient, or their ability to go overboard with violence, but then turn their life around once they are in early adulthood (mid 20s)
Westminster of Orange County, California used to be infested with Oriental Asian gangs of Vietnamese descendent.

Home invasions, and shoot outs were common people were scared to walk eat out at night, but now 20 years later, Westminster became one of the safest, and fastest growing communities of Orange County.
by Reppen4 December 29, 2009
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