Shrek

A beautiful beautiful man

Shrek our God and Saviour

by The beautiful thing ever made October 3, 2022

Shrek story

Shrek story is a story you told to an individual so many times that the person can repeat the story back to you.

Michelle was telling her sister about the time her best friend brother was pretending to be Shrek. Her sister turned around and said you told me this story before let me tell you the story. And proceeded to say the Shrek story back to her.

by Amandokas April 17, 2023

shrek day

August 21 is national Shrek day. You are obligated to watch the entirety of all the Shrek movies with the homies.

Jimbo: YO it's Shrek Day

Bob: Poggerz lets bone while we watch

by 2econd2ight2eer August 18, 2020

Shrek

The ultimate daddy of the universe. His eyes, so brown, like a rotten onion. His skin, so green, like the surface of a weed-filled pond. His ears, so hot, they can melt even the coldest hearts.

We will love you forever Shrek.

Shrek is love, shrek is life, if you do not love shrek, I will kill your wife

by Jack Sparrow's pirate girl March 29, 2023

Shrek

NOTHING CAN EVER BEAT SHRE WITH HIS MASSIVE OGRE PP

Shrek is love shrek is life.

by Shrekyboy October 9, 2020

shrek

THE SEXIEST THING ON EARTH

shrek: what are you doin in my swamp
donkey: your a sexy bastard you are

by d0ct0r p3n15 October 25, 2019

shrek fan-fiction

please no, just please no...

Jake: Have you read my shrek fan-fiction?
Andrew: WTF is wrong with you jake?!

by KovikSmith March 16, 2019