Richard Pentagon

Patrick Star's autistic cousin, who lives inside a lightbulb. He's close mates with his neighbor, Cottondick Rhombussocks, who lives inside an ostrich. Richard loves eating squidy-dogs at the Klammy-Klub.

"Man, I can't wait for Richard Pentagon to return in the next episode."

"Bro you on sometin? Who in their right mind likes Richard Pentagon?"

by Slick Deucemen, Atorney at law September 25, 2022

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Richard Luck

Consistently having the worst possible luck with anything you do

Damn bro that was some Richard luck

by Hentinator June 29, 2022

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Johnny on the Richard

Giving someone a terrible fucking. Spinning in a positive only to shit on them in the end.

She really gave me the old Johnny on the Richard today. She told me all day she was horny and ready to fuck, only for me to catch her sleeping with my dad.

by whatintheHwashere December 28, 2020

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