crowded bus

When a bunch of smelly old hobos take turns peeing into your butthole while arguing about hai a lai and the smiths second album.

Robert couldn't watch the youtube video because he was getting a crowded bus on a crowded bus.

by gigigi May 27, 2016

Bus Legs

leg strength that allows you to remain in one spot while standing on a public bus, and avoid possible falls or injuries during sudden stops or turns

lack of Bus Legs may result in a loss of footing while holding the rail and accidentally giving a stranger a lap dance

*Bryan falls on stranger's lap*

"Bryan, where are YOUR bus legs at?!"

by vnb3 May 15, 2014

wheels on the bus

A another Pinkfong song.

The wheels on the bus goes round and round , round and round, all through the town.

by SSSUUUNNN May 9, 2020

Shard bus

R31 Skyline, sedan or wagon

Oi dardz that's a sick shard bus

by Dardz August 3, 2021

Ninja Bus

A mythical form of stealth transport used to deposit large numbers of people at a store, pub or other public venue without any prior warning. Used primarily by retail and hospitality staff when faced with a sudden rush of customers for no apparent reason.

It's normally quiet this time of day. Where did everyone come from?
Must have been a ninja bus.

by Uncle Dunkle May 9, 2018

Bus Dust

Trash and debris blown up into unsuspecting patrons faces as a bus leaves the curb

1. "Aw man my eye ! Stupid bus dust!"

2. Person 1:Dude you can't eat that sandwhich !!

Person 2:Why?!! It's just a little dirt

Person 1:"No dude ,It's bus dust!"

by Karizii1ak October 9, 2016

Asshole bus

A large, oversized vehicle, usually of the SUV variety driven by assholes who think they’re pimpin’ it.

Dude.....look at the foo driving his asshole buss

by Coffee junkie June 1, 2020