Bloody Octopus

When a guy does not want to sleep with a girl because it is known that she is on her period

Bill: Man, why don't you sleep with Gayle tonight? she looks hot as hell dude.
Jason: Nah man, she's got a bad case of the Bloody Octopus right now.

by Marylicious2014 September 24, 2011

Bloody Socket

A bloody socket is when you jack off into a girls glass eye, fill up the eye. Than you must skull fuck her eye socket until you cum blood overfilling her eye socket. Than when you are done pleasuring her you must stick the glass eye filled with cum in her eye socket. That is called a bloody socket.

Male: "I can't wait to give you a bloody socket tonight!"
Female: "I want you to skull fuck me in the eye so hard baby."

by GreatCummins69 June 22, 2018

Bloody hell

What British people use in response to almost any slightly negative situation.

Bloody hell, my tires burst.
Bloody hell, my toast's burnt.
Bloody hell mate, that's rank.

by zydezu March 26, 2021

bloody hell

A) british slang exclamation. same as "holy shit"

B) nice way of saying someone is on their period

A) BLOODY HELL, I spilled my tea!

B) boy: why is she so upset today?
girl: ....bloody hell.....

by Marissa December 28, 2005

bloody muffin

When a girl is having her period and you eat her out, while fingering her asshole and you pop your finger in her mouth and yell bloody muffin.

I gave my girlfriend, KoKo a bloody muffin last night!

by Leon Johnson November 7, 2006

bloody butt

When you tard is bigger then your asshole,and rips your pooper on the way out.

After taking that major dump I had a bad case of the bloody butt.

by Pete the Plummer February 8, 2004

bloody clown

The process of eating a girl out while she is menstrating.

Wow i just ate katie out while she was on her period...I looked like a Bloody clown!

by fatty January 5, 2005