batman

When you are having dark sex and you shine a flashlight with a paper bat covering it and your girl looks up and you jam it in her ass as she screams a sound similar to a bat screech.

I totally pulled the batman on Jennifer last night

by cr3my testicle July 30, 2021

Batman

A deranged orphan that happens to be a ninja.

Batman is pretty cool, but he's got some fucking issues.

by _(:| 」∠)_ February 11, 2016

batman

An explanation to a friend that you were having a wank.

Matt says: Hey man u were looking at porn all dau
Mitch says: nah i didn't have a batman

by Matthew Cameron July 20, 2008

Batman

My best friend can't wait to see you at the gothsm barbecue xxx

Love from me and my Goons ❤

Also whered you keep getting them kids want one myself

Batman is the greatest friend I've ever had

by The Goddamn Joker September 16, 2021

Batman

Wyatt.

He's Batman

by ATuckerrrr November 21, 2023

Batman

He can knock you unconscious, he can beat you up, he can cream you in an IQ Test, and he can break you, but he WON'T kill you.

Also, beware Batman. By the time you see him, it will be too late.

Armed thug N1: I heard the Batman is coming. Everybody, get ready.

Armed thug N2: Bro, fuck Batman. I have a gun, and he's just some freak in a costume. Really, he's nothin.

*a random thug yells*

Armed thug N1: Holy shit, what was that-AHHH!!!

-30 seconds later-

Armed thug N2: OH MY GOD, I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT YOU!! PLEASE DON'T HURT ME.

*Batman right behind him*

Batman: I assume you thought yourself invincible, just because you have a gun. But, I Am The Night.

Armed thug N2: *turns around* OHMIGO- *unconscious*

by TheManThatWillBreakYou November 17, 2013

Batman

A Sexual maneuver in which you have sex with her until you're about to finish, aaand then you kill her parents...

John: How did the one night stand go last night?

Mark: Pretty good, I fucked her, then I did the Batman.

by Dankspanka' November 14, 2017