December 9

ask out your crush day! in December 9th you ask your crush out

you: do you wanna go out?
crush: why?
you: it’s December 9

by sadieluna December 7, 2019

march 9

national hug a bitch day

it's march 9, let's go hug that bitch over there.

by lovely 🌻 October 15, 2019

9 cm

A small dick

Me: my dick is 9 cm
Gf:thats too short

by Sexy_Banana_905 April 24, 2020

9/11

Like 7/11, they just open at nine, instead.

Hey, are you goin’ down to 9/11? If so, can you buy me a sandwich?

by Andersn’t not February 12, 2020

May 9

Release date of Feel Good Inc. by Gorillaz. It is a national holliday.

Person 1- "Hey dude, it's may 9th!"
Person 2- "Happy birthday Feel good inc!"

by kiwster May 9, 2020

9/11

9/11 is an overused meme.

Oh my God 9/11 was an inside job

Or
9/11 couldn't have been an inside joke because the planes hit the outside.
Or
I caused 9/11 .

by PositiveJack September 4, 2017

halo 9

The 9th installment of the Halo series. Masterchief will finally be dead at this point, and humanity will collapse because of this, and the covenant will occupy Earth and some other shit I'm sure. Guerrilla warfare with resurected Avery Johnson plz!

I beat everybody to a definition of Halo 9! Now I'll have friends you actually love me...

by AnonymousBitch2 November 27, 2017