Aperil Fools Day

A 24-hour period in early Spring when folks behave primitively in order to play pranks on each other.

Geico claims dat signing up for their insurance is so easy dat "a cave man could do it" --- I wonder if anyone jokingly tries getting a chimpanzee or gorilla to sign up wif dem on Aperil Fools Day?

by QuacksO April 03, 2023

you picked the wrong house fool

ah shit here we go again

If monkey have banana, banana valuable. If monkey grow more banana, banana not rare, banana not valuable

you picked the wrong house fool

by February 16, 2022

one da fool

someone who is disconnected from tribal / hunter style living who orders food on a daily basis in the style of homer Simpson

Customer: "Uhhhh, Ill get one **** and One **** and one more **** oh no add one ***"
Order taker: "One da fool sir, your order total is ****"

by noturdad020 March 25, 2022

Stupid Fool

me

Oliv.3: hey, whats a stupid fool?
Saino: m e
Oliv.3: Saino, are you okay?

by Pokémeth8152 May 11, 2020

Barren fool’s Curse

A woman that is attracted to only other women husband, thus being cursed as barren for her sins

“Don’t waste your time John, she only goes for the married ones. She has the barren fool’s curse, she’s cursed to never bear children “

by Aanemos November 07, 2022

insane fool

someone who just doesn't get anything at all or know what he or she is doing.

My ex is an insane fool

by Sportsguy1991 September 04, 2013

swampy fool

someone who smokes a lot of weed (their mind is swamped)

mista bush, me, a lot of people, some people i hang out with, other people, people at phish concerts

by swampy fool pork fried rice eater man dude March 12, 2004