Hot Pocket

When a guy finishes very fast. The sex is less than 5 minutes .

That guy I just had sex with is a Hot Pocket

by Pettybetty2k17 March 4, 2017

Hot pocket

A hot pocket is usually a type of microwaved food, although it can also be a 4 person sleeping bag. It is made when they all consume 1.2 metric tons of Taco Bell, then proceed to fart with the ocasional shit making a hot pocket of air inside of the bag. You can make this a double by eating hot pockets before the taco bell however it probably won’t have much effect.

That dude has the brain of a hot pocket.
But that’s an object?
An object filled with shit.

by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022

Anime hot pocket

When your friend is watching hentai and you come up behind him and shove a 2tb usb drive of child porn up his ass

I gave him the old anime hot pocket.

by Teamcarrytoxic June 4, 2018

triple hot pocket sundae

lol

"What should we eat for lunch?"
"A triple hot pocket sundae of course!"
"..What the fuck are you talking about?"

by hotmanwhoishot March 20, 2021

Hot Pocket

The act of shitting in a vagina, before eating/penetrating it.

OMG!! Can you believe Kelso hot pocketed a dirty butt and then ate it?!?!?!!!! He's a disgusting cooter, goober eater.

by Mr.BoneYourMom December 24, 2020

hot pocket

Shitting in a sofa bed and folding it back up

Hey bro, did you leave a hot pocket in that hotel room?

by zqqq March 2, 2021

Temu Hot Pocket

A girl that acts fake and thinks she is hot but isnt on the level of even the most attactive tortas or classier snacks. Always causes drama to make life just a little bit better.

"Bro she aint even a snack. She a temu hot pocket".

by AlwaysLateX July 18, 2025