brown

to be/do something very headass

Leo: “I just fucked a peanut butter jar”

Dalton: “You’re brown”

by Dyn4miX March 9, 2022

Brown Kazoo

When a person is performing oral sex on another person's anus and audibly hums while doing so.

Oleg played Libby's "Brown Kazoo" when he hummed "Don't Stop Believin'" by Journey while eating her butthole.

by VelveyJ. January 26, 2022

Brown county junior high school

Brown county junior high school (BCJHS) is a middle school in ur ole small town brown county Indiana. It’s a good school, they got vsco girls, e boys, emo, straight A students, crack heads, class clowns, and more. They get slushees every Friday tho, but they are usually weird flavors like lime and watermelon... gross . some teachers are meanie heads, others are okay. if you go there, i feel sorry for you.

what school do you go to?

Ugh, brown county junior high school
oh. i’m sorry.

by When ur sad and so you cry May 4, 2020

Standford brown mug

When your significant other makes you coffee infused with their scat and makes you drink it when you’re bedridden

1: I was bedridden last week and my wife made me a Standford brown mug
2: what’s that ?
1: scat coffee

2: I would kill her ass

by GeekMan420 February 20, 2024

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory

The theory that an intelligent pre-human race with entirely black sclera (eyes) evolved to the status of a civilization and technological mastery greater than that of the present human race on the planet earth, the population of which is entirely genetically manipulated and produced by cloning. These aliens/extra-terrestrials may inhabit any number of planets, including in our own solar system, and possess ultimate power over the earth according to the theory. Intelligent apes from before human history according to Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory cloned humanity and dominated them as slaves, and presently treat them lower than cats, dogs, and monkeys, treating all human beings as political chess pieces and science experiments.

Brown's Sapient Evolutionary Theory is depressing, but probably true.

by CoaltownBrown January 2, 2023

Mrs Brown

The act of shitting on a Irish MILF/GILF during sex

Mate I met this Irish girl yesterday at the club, she was so freaky we did a Mrs Brown.

by Gglingser March 13, 2022

avi brown

most avi browns are probably pretty dumb

occasionally funny but just does stupid things a lot
big disappointment
sometimes ok
decent at csgo

yo avi brown
hey holy sheep
whats up
nothing just chillin on the sticks

by shocollo October 29, 2020