national kiss your girlfriend day!

kiss your girlfriend (or make out 😏)

girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
this day is on august 16.

by macey - august 15 2023 August 15, 2023

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National Grab Ass Day

A period of time when it's celebrated to grab an ass. It usually lasts from the New Year until the end of spring. So go for it! From Jan. 1st-May 31st, grab that ass!!

dude 1- I bet Jenny is gonna be the first to get her ass grabbed when we come back from winter break.
dude 2- why?
dude 1- shes literally the thickest girl in our grade, so when the National Grab Ass Day season begins, her cake is our cake.

by paranoidnbroken November 19, 2019

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Fucked by a seven nation Army

The newest court martial for seniors guaranteed aides

You do not want to be Fucked by a seven nation Army like Douglas will be 1000000 times in his washing machine

by Cody5050 February 1, 2022

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(April 25) national slap your teacher day!

ya today is national teacher day soo yea

UwU i slap my teachers face (April 25) national slap your teacher day!

by Obama UwU suzy baka April 25, 2022

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National Ugly Beard Day

On December 23, the barber shops are free for ugly beards.

Happy National Ugly Beard Day!

by sg_10 November 3, 2021

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National Icon Day

National Icon Day is January 13. On this day people everywhere are encouraged to celebrate their role model or icon. This day was created back in 2018 after people wanted to express their love and affection for their icons!

“Omg it’s national icon day” said Hudson.

“My icon is Beyoncé for National Icon Day” exclaimed Nora.

by Cristine Howard December 3, 2019

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