Cat

FUCKING SATAN THEY WILL RIP AND TEAR THROUGH YOUR SKIN LIKE A DRUNK '3"2 SAD AND MAD UNCLE ON CHRISTMAS MORNING

"Aww, Look at that cute Cat!"

"B u r n i t"

by Dick Tation June 28, 2021

cat

A cat is neither a liquid nor a solid. it is a fluffy animal. can be big, can be smoll.

that cat is very fluffy

by F_boi_69 May 15, 2022

cats march to the ash heap

Bad case of diarrhea. Repeated trips to the bathroom

He can’t go hiking because he has the cats March to the ash heap.

by Little Miss Florida July 10, 2022

Cats table

Gossip

Gossip spreads at the cats table.

by Pseudonymdefinition December 26, 2020

Cat

An animal that is cool and cute but can kill you

What does a cat say when you step on their tail?

ME-OW!

by kiera_the_cat December 5, 2021

Emoji Cat Heat

Cat OC's made from emojis having NSFW content. Mostly made from children. A part of the brainrot gen alpha series of gooning.

1: I like Emoji Cat Heat
2: get away D:

by GoopyShake340 June 10, 2024

cat

a silly little being that can go :3 or :P. the silly can bite or lick or perhaps cuddle or maybe kick but theyre still very cute and silly :333

the silliest cat of all is milly the silly :P i mean she goes blehh :PPP shes so silly and probably goes meow

theyre not as mean or annoying as people think. they wont scratch up all your furniture if you give them enough scratchers and enrichment and they wont bite if youre not annoying them or pushing their boundaries.
please be nice to these sillies, and adopt :3 especially if theres cats that have been there ages or are a senior, theyre the least likely to be adopted <3

“what is a cat”
“how tf do you not know what a cat is”

“do you know milly the silly”
“yeah i love that silly little blehhing cat”

by sillylittlemeower February 21, 2023