A long time ago In the 1990s , there was a shittastic band called Limp Biscuit.
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
The singer of this rubbish racket was a portly stockwhite dork named Durst.
Durst wore a red cap
Like all the time
Once popular with Stock Whiteguys and the Obese breeder types, by the mid aughts the band was a shitstain of its former self.
Durst finally realized wearing a red baseball hat everyday is dorktarded and went fullretard; throwing boxes upon boxes of his once cherished headwear in dumpsters across the state of Florida.
Before the dumpsters were picked up by the local trash company a small manlet named Eric Trump discovered this cache of red hats while dumpster diving in his search for a wife.
In an instant he had an idea to save his father money on his upcoming presidential campaign!
And the Red MAGA Hat was born
"Holy shit even after twenty-some years my Red Maga Hat still pops out in a crowd. I love to scare those lib-tard lizards"
by SalWithoutOrfice May 25, 2023
Get the Red Maga Hatmug. An lgbtqia+ ally who "supports" the community by committing acts of violence against homophobes/transphobes.
A person who physically assaults or attacks homophobes are called a red ally since it seems like they have a lust for blood; red allies are not real allies.
by Bridgez March 20, 2023
Get the red allymug. by ._\ November 5, 2021
Get the red rocketmug. When you make a horrible move in a game of Chess, but somehow it causes you to win the game, usually by some form of trap or grand oversight by your opponent.
In chess engine analysis, a "Brilliant" is a move that's not only the best move, but considered extremely hard for the human mind to find. Meanwhile a "Blunder" is a bad move that causes a severe disadvantage in the game, and is notated with the color red. Therefore, a blunder that wins you the game is often referred to as a combination of the two, a "Red Brilliant".
In chess engine analysis, a "Brilliant" is a move that's not only the best move, but considered extremely hard for the human mind to find. Meanwhile a "Blunder" is a bad move that causes a severe disadvantage in the game, and is notated with the color red. Therefore, a blunder that wins you the game is often referred to as a combination of the two, a "Red Brilliant".
Go Ne5!
Isn't that a terrible move?
Not if they don't know what a legal trap is... then it's a red brilliant!
Isn't that a terrible move?
Not if they don't know what a legal trap is... then it's a red brilliant!
by TodaysGoodDay January 3, 2024
Get the Red Brilliantmug. by Thegreatgayman January 22, 2021
Get the red head kennymug. An article of clothing, usually beachwear or underwear that has a hole in it that is sexually solicitous and revealing.
by naxxii June 28, 2023
Get the Red-Neck Lingeriemug. You don’t need a Red Bull to get a Red Bull Boner. It’s a mindset. It best to drink a Red Bull to get full effect of your Red Bull boner. Remember stay calm and rock it out.
Zmo got a Red Bull Boner he gonna rock it out.
I got a red bull boner
How that Red Bull Bo er treat’n yah?
I got a red bull boner
How that Red Bull Bo er treat’n yah?
by Red Bull Boner February 16, 2024
Get the Red Bull Bonermug.