colombian penis

1. Of or pretaining to small dicks

2. A penis that gets little to no action

1. I feel as though i have a colombian penis, it's just that small.

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Racist penis

When you're not racist but you're not sexally atracted to people of diffrent races.

I'm not racist I just wouldn't sleep with her because I've got a racist penis.

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Darling I remember you whole of my life,coz you have an unforgy penis. i want you so much.

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A penis that has been long forgotten. Some people forget that it still exists.

Brian is so small that he has a pluto penis.

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When a girl pulls your pubic hair and plays them like a guitar.

I'm gonna play the guitar penis hard tonight

guitar penis by Liuo April 10, 2016

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When your penis has such a harsh curve, it might as well have an elbow.

Jimmie entered his girlfriend sideways because of his elbow penis.

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Fredriks penis is always tiny and small and we all know it. Sometimes you look at Fredriks penis and you cant see it.

Girl: You like that Guy?
Girl2: No he has a Fredrik penis

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