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Swing off your nuts

by Linseadoil January 22, 2018
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The Nuts

An act that was so impressive, it was defined as "MF Vince".
Oh my! That play was literally, The Nuts!
by iamthenutslol December 18, 2018
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Nutted off my ass

When men squirt from their ass during sex or any intercourse with their butt.
My girlfriend was pegging me when I Nutted off my ass.

i.e. I squirted from my ass.
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Deez nuts

Deez nuts, a wonderful joke yet a very true phenomenon, lots of people of really big testicles and the deez nuts joke explains very well how people who how big nuts are humans too.
Bofa! Bofa deez nuts nuts in yo mouth!

Deez nuts in yo mouth!
by Deez Nuts Master November 21, 2021
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Bust a nut

To burst ones testicle open.

Or to have it flattened like a pancake.
Aka bust a nut.

It would hurt immensely.
Many people think it's for a Male to achieve ejaculation.

This is not to be confused with the term "Bust a nut" which means for a Male to ejaculate either on his own or with the company of one two three or even four or more people.

Busting a nut hurts and usually results in the need for a prosthetic testicle or testicles. If this happens to you and you need both replaced do not go for a set of metal prosthetic testicles as people will hear them clinking from a mile away.

And if your getting your rocks off. Having a root (New Zealand slang for having a fuck). Or giving it to her or him.. and you are really pounding them, other people will hear clunk clunk ting ting dong fong clunk.

You could probably form a song if you hit the right notes.

And this simple definition has turned into a story.
Yo man I bust a nut in the vice the other day.

I Bust a nut open the other day and fcuk it hurt.

I bust my nuts open in a vacuum chamber, I thought it would be fun to see how my testicles would react in a vacuum chamber and now I have metal prosthetics, I can make a song from the clunking while pounding random chicks really hard, they usually leave immediately after and ghost me, so I'll be forever single as no one wants someone who has no nuts.
by Misterr.Man February 18, 2021
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kick in the nuts

When a girl uses her leg to absolutely pulverize a guys most precious organs. Always results in the boy falling to the ground holding on for dear life to his poor broken balls and screaming for mercy.
John was being a dick so Amy gave him a hard kick in the nuts as hard as she could. He fell down screaming and holding his now broken balls to see if he could salvage any part of them. Needless to say he stopped complaining and never had any kids after that moment
by AnonymousEgo435 July 22, 2024
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Big dees nuts

Have you seen big d’s nuts “yeah they are the biggest of nuts” big dees nuts-big ol nuts
by Joey Newberry 1000 June 21, 2022
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