Skip to main content

100% black guy guarantee

A 100% guarantee that a black man will get you what he guarantee'd, be it good's, favors, services and most importantly white women.
You get this done, I will wingman for you and you will get her as your girlfriend. 100% black guy guarantee!
by Sindarian October 24, 2018
mugGet the 100% black guy guarantee mug.

Black Lives Matter validation

If Black Lives Matter a girl had to pop a Titty if a black man ask her to or therefore she is racist and hates black people and all black lives !
Hey if Black Lives Matter pop a titty

Ok why

For Black Lives Matter validation

Oh ok look !
by Imkeycuh March 6, 2022
mugGet the Black Lives Matter validation mug.

pot calling the kettle black

A definition my teacher, Mr. Twichell used, to call Nick a hypocrite.

Yes, it's pretty much just calling someone a hypocrite.
Real conversation:
Nick: Shut up. You're so annoying.
Twichell: Nick, you're a pot calling the kettle black.
Me: RACIST.
Nick: What does that mean?
Twichell: No, Natalie it's not racist. Nick, it means you're a hypocrite.
Whole Class: OOOOHHHHHHH!
by YoItsNat March 1, 2017
mugGet the pot calling the kettle black mug.

"pot calling the kettle black"

u know what it means...
what happened when Paula Abdul told
Kady Maloy (of American Idol 7)
"you have some pitching problems..."

That is "pot calling the kettle black"
by vouguey February 25, 2008
mugGet the "pot calling the kettle black" mug.

black heart emoji

you use it when you are in love with someone and/or want to show your appreciation for them
her: *sends a black heart emoji*
them: wow...she sent the black heart emoji, she actually really loves me...
by casual abbie January 18, 2021
mugGet the black heart emoji mug.

Black to white scale

The blacker - the cooler
The whiter - the less cool

Based on the Theorem that black is the coolest
'Matt you look so black in 'dat jumpsuit , dawg ! '

' Word ! '

Vauxall corsa , the whitest cars around ( according to the black to white scale )
by Matt and Josh October 12, 2008
mugGet the Black to white scale mug.

Black Stallion Donkey Punch

This is a variation of the Danny Glover and the Donkey Punch. The man must get his member good and dirty with feces while anally plugging his partner. He must pull out and whip her ass with his shit covered cock. This makes her ass black like a black horse and you have now whipped her like a race horse jockey would. After her buttocks are good and black the man re-inserts his member into anus. When he is close to climax he pulls the ole Donkey Punch by punching her in the back of the head.
Ben knew he was never going to see that fat assed volleyball player again after last night so he wanted to have some shits and giggles so he Black Stallion Donkey Punch her yankee bitch ass.
by hiemlich schlonge February 20, 2010
mugGet the Black Stallion Donkey Punch mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email