friend rent

The way a friend (especially a more annoying one) earns your friendship for a period of time, usually with a good deed or a funny moment.

That was probably the funniest thing he’s said in a while. That’s his friend rent for the week.

by Controller Rick June 26, 2022

friend appreciation day!

todays the chance to tell your friends that they mean the world to you!

someone: happy friend appreciation day!

me: oh thanks. you too

by ThatOneFatBitchThatChokedonpie June 26, 2022

Pink Friend

Fourteen inches of pink latex. The best bong a boy could ask for.

I love you pink friend.

by jacob978giles June 27, 2022

Fake friends day

Fake friends day is when you can post the fake friends that ruined you life. August 9

“What day is is it’s fake friends day is that why you post your “friend”

by Realfacts1 June 29, 2022

Lolz friend

A friend you are currently sleeping with, but don’t know how to tell anyone because you are embarrassed, or don’t want to jinx it.

She’s just a lolz friend, and I don’t want to talk about it.

by RealGuy25 June 30, 2022

Friends

A show that I've seen but never watched.

Hym "You know what this chick said to me the other day? She said 'If you don't agree with me on abortion, we aren't friends.' MY response to that statement is 'We weren't friends in the first place. You are in love with Tyrone and I'm HIS 'friend' and you associate with me because I associate with him.' My stance on this should have been made clear by now. Be friends with the niggas you fucked instead of me. And if killing babies is better then not have sex then A LOT of things are better than not having sex. You know and I know that we were not friends."

by Hym Iam July 1, 2022

BYOJ Friend

A BYOJ (Bail You Outta Jail) friend on the top of your friend hierarchy. This is the person who will answer your collect call from the county jail at 3am, and bond your ass out ASAP.

Jen and Kaley are, legit, the best friends ever. I mean, I have good friends but they are my BYOJ friends.

by Dr. Blabby July 3, 2022