Dee's big nuts

The 2nd greatest book in the world

dude 1: "have you seen dee's big nuts? i can't believe someone would make that." dude 2: "no"

by Danby123e June 6, 2024

Nut Ninja

Noun. A person who has gotten away with ejaculating in public more than 50 times.

Guy 1"Bro did Chad get his certificate yet?"

Guy 2"for what?"

Guy 1"He's gotten away with fapping in the Wendy's so many times he can be eligible for a Nut Ninja Certificate"

by Sybr767 October 22, 2020

nuts on par

A) To be equally as crazy as another person.
B) Just crazy enough.

Josh and Samantha are nuts on par. They both fight about the stupidest shit.

That's nuts on par enough to work.

by Alfred July 24, 2008

Deez nuts

Clyde

Man, deez nuts are so small.

by anonymous October 11, 2022

Nut

Australian slang for no well kinda the meaning is that it's a ha4d nut to crack

You still mates with him.. NUT

by TAV-OH June 25, 2024

sneaky nut

The act of pulling one testicle above your shorts and putting it back once noticed.

When was your last sneaky nut.

by ClemDawg227 October 2, 2016

Peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts

Most white people are crazy and most crazy people are white.

I was visiting my aunt at the insane asylum and noticed peanuts are crackers and crackers are nuts.

by Shaggyisreal April 10, 2025