Whiff-A-Shit

Whiff-A-Shit occurs when you are suddenly over taken by a pungent but, not over-bearing smell of shit or dirty ass.

1. When I bent down to pick the box up off the floor I got a Whiff-A-Shit from the old mans ass.

2. I sat down in the old mans easy chair and got a Whiff-A-Shit.

by Avant Garde November 18, 2011

shit-ton

An actual unit of measurement. Just below an ass-load and right above a fuck-load. Consider two million views for a YouTube video in two days as an example.

"...but this video did get just under two million views in about two days-which is what scientists and scholars refer to as a shit-ton of views."
-Ray William Johnson from the =3 episode "WANNA FIGHT?"

by whodyathink?BITCH!! October 8, 2011

Executive Shit

When you’re due for a shit whilst getting ready to head off to work but hold on to it instead do it on company time after first showing your face to the boss at work. Also applies for an unnecessarily long dump when working from home whilst scrolling on your phone for up to an hour

Where’s Neil been for the last 45 minutes?
He’s having his morning Executive Shit

by Executive Shitter October 14, 2023

Shit Nachos

Knowing something is wrong but you accept it anyway to avoid confrontation.

The waitress brought be a plate of shit nachos! I didn’t order this! Also, I’m not sending it back because I don’t want to make a scene.

by mcreynoldsatwar March 8, 2021

shit in the dark

When you go to take a shit and the light isn't working.

I took a shit in the dark while writing this.

by Ltlxlyfyyfoyfy April 2, 2021

Damn-shit

Equivalent to damn straight, but typically reserved to the “money money” members. Much like the n-word is to the urban brothers

That guys sucks at rocket league. Damn-shit!

by MoneySupremeLeader June 11, 2022

Liquid Shit

When something isn in so bad state that it's not even worth picking it from the ground.

Also when something is so bad that is not worth giving it a try.

The lowest of the low. Utter bad quality and even worse than trash.

-"Dude, did you watch the last UFC PPV Card? How was it?"

-"Yeah man, but it was Liquid Shit ... All of the bouts ended in decision"

"If I had to define the economy situation in my country ... I would say Liquid Shit"

by OGTheSavage January 16, 2022