Cheese

Milk that has rotted and yet is safe to eat somehow
Like seriously
How did we even find cheese
HOW DID WE CONVINCE OTHERS TO EAT IT!?

Person 1: Hey I let this milk rot and stuff and it became yellow and solid
Person 2: What the heck
Person 1: Wanna eat it? I named it cheese.

by A-Kitty July 2, 2023

Blue Cheese Dick

Derogatory term for voluntary EMS provider.

Susan F is a Blue Cheese Dick after driving the ambulance to a routine standby.

by BXD BITCH September 15, 2019

cheese

A object made out of milk Taste like pur heaven

cheese = heaven

by QASWXDFVGBIOHNJPM[K,L;'./ April 23, 2023

Cock Cheese

What your mother puts on her bagels for breakfast.

This morning, after banging all night, I offered your mom some cream cheese or butter for her bagel. She said "no thanks, I prefer cock cheese", and scraped some off my unit.

by That Dude Who Knows January 2, 2021

grill me a cheese

Grill cheese meme hahaahah

Person 1: I'm hungry.
Person 2: So lick that coat! You smell like a-
Person 1: Grill Cheese.
Person 2: What?
Person 1: Grill me a cheese.
Person 2: I'm not grilling you a cheese!
*Person 1 starts ugly crying.*
Person 2: Wha-
*more ugly crying from Person 1*
Person 2: Ugh.. Fine!
*Person 2 makes Person 1 a grilled cheese sandwich.*

by Dying inside July 5, 2023

Cheese Suprise

Cheese Suprise Is when you're having oral sex with someone and you jam your penis down their throat when they least expect it and then cum so hard it comes out their ass.

Cheese Suprise
Alex: I gave your sister a Cheese Surprise yesterday
Isac: What the fuck Alex

by Blegblog_MILFfucker_69 July 29, 2021

tribal cheese

Tribal cheese is when one goes to clean their rectum or vagina after a gangbang of those only with uncircumcised penises and they wash out the dick cheese from all the members collected throughout the gangbang.

“I got my ass fucked so hard last Tuesday, it took me till Friday to get the tribal cheese out.”

by creepingdeath01 April 2, 2023