Your are single handily the most annoying human being I have every met. But I hope you become a water tester some day. 🌶😓😂❤️✨🐺🤦 ♀️🫑💨😥😱🤦🏼 ♀️🍅🍅
Jack stop talking
by Your beat friend February 07, 2022
by Martyparty12342342 November 23, 2021
Jack is just an absolute fuck boy and does so much crack it could kill an elephant… and that’s on a good day. His favourite food is Donna flaps and mouldy ham sandwich. He likes to touch his friends on a night out and if he gets lucky takes the boys back home with him.
Her : Is that Jack didn’t he suck someone off last night.
Him : yeah then he ate that girls Donna flaps.
Him : yeah then he ate that girls Donna flaps.
by Wobsfordaysinnit June 19, 2022
by teahnotfound April 10, 2021
A certain man that is everything a woman looks for. His IQ is genius and he has a very dark sense of humour but will love and protect his partner to the ends of the Earth. You can trust him with anything and you’ll be well rewarded - his cock is HUGE! Meeting a man like Jack will mess with your head and, if you’re lucky enough to date him, he’ll mess up your insides too 😈
Girl 1: I’m dating Jack now *smiles*
Girl 2: I’ll make sure we take you to hospital to have your ovaries put back in place *laughs*
Girl 3: No fair! I wanted to ride that monster cock!
Girl 2: I’ll make sure we take you to hospital to have your ovaries put back in place *laughs*
Girl 3: No fair! I wanted to ride that monster cock!
by JayTralock June 08, 2019
by 4theekulture April 23, 2022