fat cat in a room

fat cats are found under ur bed when u go to sleep they like to nibble on ur toes.

I like fat cat in a room it tastes good

kid: wakes up* OMG WHY DO I HAVE NO FEET

fat cat in room: meows sexyly

kid: *looks under bed get snatched*

by DINO REEEEEEEEEEEEEE July 24, 2022

oscar the cat

If you have a cat named Oscar be aware that you might get randomly fucked up, they can be calm but trust me don’t fuck with them, they are bipolar asf

Dude oscar the cat was sleeping with me then randomly start biting my dick

Bro Oscar the cat just ran up my wall and drop kicked me

by Splash 💦 February 5, 2022

Doja cat

She the devil she a bab lil bitch she a rebel
she put her foot to the pedal

guy 1: is she a doja cat
guy 2: yea she the devil

by michealbjordanismymanbackoff August 28, 2023

cat

if you have a cat that means you are more likely a boring but rich person

man
you have a cat?
woman
yes....but i have a mansion

by leoonardo January 8, 2022

No cat

Not lying/totally true

That's no cat, your shirt is beautiful!

by anonymous March 23, 2021

girl with the cat ears

a south korean girl group member, lee mijoo wore cat ears during one of her performances and got many attention from knetizens

omg the girl with the cat ears is so extra!

by yeinanti June 9, 2018

Cat

This type of animal is typically carnivorous and lives in the rain forests of the Middle East. In the Western Hemisphere they are known as “dogs” or “doggos”. The name is misleading and many are confused as to what a cat actually is. A little known fact is in the 18th century, the Duke of Algarathté named this creature “cat” to fight back against the slang that the young folk were using. (They were calling it a dog.) The duke was upset because it was his duty to name things without a name. So he called it a cat. The more you know.

Most people think that it’s a dog, but its actual name is a cat.

by i’m-a-truck<3 July 11, 2021