A "Fortnite Kid" is an entity that was spawned in by a blue bus from the sky. They have no friends. When they got adopted by a sewer monster, they were taught the ways of committing 10 murders in 30 minutes.
Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"
Whenever a "Fortnite Kid" goes to a hospital they usually survive, but they do a fortnite dance, and have to get put down. The Fortnite kid lives forever because every time they die. The respawn through a drone that absorbs all of their subatomic particles and transports them to an island in the middle of nowhere filled to the brim with fortnite kids. The Russian government is planning a bombing of the fortnite island. When they do we will be spared of the horror that is "Fortnite Kid"
"wassup Fortnite kid" Said Gary
"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.
250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*
"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.
* they then blew up the fortnite kid*
"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary
"No worries kid" Said the swat members
"FORTNITE BATTLE PASS!!!!" Yelled fortnite kid.
250 swat members break through the windows and cover the kid in pipe bombs*
"GET DOWN" Yelled the swat members.
* they then blew up the fortnite kid*
"Thank you Swat... You saved my life!" Said Gary
"No worries kid" Said the swat members
by NukeGamzYT April 17, 2023
Get the Fortnite Kidmug. After butt sex, you go and give your woman a kiss of passion on the toilet while she laughs of the smell and pooping out your seed.
by Mrmarcusjr January 9, 2022
Get the stinker kidsmug. 
Girls:
+Appearance
Shoulder length hair
Side bangs
Must have at least two pairs of skinny jeans
Wears Vans & Converse
Must have at least one pair of flats
Must always wear a necklace.
+Intrests
Unicorns
Hello Kitty
Music
Brass Knuckles
Leopard Print
Gloomy Bear
+Boys
Appearance
Hair at least down to your ears
Dark hair
Choppy Type Hair
Bandanas
Tight Pants
Cute Smile
+Intrests
Stripes
Music
Famous Stars & Straps
+Garage Kid Personality
Nice
Happy
+Big Garage Kid Plus
Piercings
Multi Colored Hair
+Garage Kid Talk:
+Use the words
Intense
and
Rad
+Appearance
Shoulder length hair
Side bangs
Must have at least two pairs of skinny jeans
Wears Vans & Converse
Must have at least one pair of flats
Must always wear a necklace.
+Intrests
Unicorns
Hello Kitty
Music
Brass Knuckles
Leopard Print
Gloomy Bear
+Boys
Appearance
Hair at least down to your ears
Dark hair
Choppy Type Hair
Bandanas
Tight Pants
Cute Smile
+Intrests
Stripes
Music
Famous Stars & Straps
+Garage Kid Personality
Nice
Happy
+Big Garage Kid Plus
Piercings
Multi Colored Hair
+Garage Kid Talk:
+Use the words
Intense
and
Rad
by xxxxxmelissa December 9, 2008
Get the garage kidmug. by mike in pdx September 7, 2013
Get the throwin' kidsmug. a annoying person who plays fortnite and ruins the game for people (couper) they try to be funny evan tho there not they are the bain of hummanity and if you see one you should kill it.
by Wizdragon001 March 1, 2022
Get the fortnite kidmug. by yams a jam July 6, 2022
Get the IPad kidmug.