Takelo Cat

A deez nuts joke. Using a nonexistent breed of felines.

A) Hey don’t go any further, there’s a wild Takelo Cat. B) Takelo Cat? A) Takelocat deez nuts!

by CosierRope1 June 5, 2022

Putter cat

A women's pussy/Virginia

Your putter cat looks so nice

by cwenger November 29, 2022

Cat

This cute hairball that walks around my house

Cat is good

by Qwertyboi69 July 1, 2019

Cat Distribution System

A nickname for the phenomenon of cats commonly entering the lives of their owners in unexpected or mysterious ways, as if a higher power is “distributing cats” among the populous.

There was a cute tabby under my front porch yesterday and I decided to adopt her! I guess the cat distribution system picked me.

by Sacyrus December 15, 2023

Riddled with Cats

For a persons mind to be filled with quotes and images from the 2019 film musical 'Cats'. Typically an unwanted ailment.

I've been riddled with Cats recently and I don't know what to do!

by Gh0stfac3-tay July 22, 2023

Cat

I think you know what a cat is.

Oh, hey look, a cat.

by HazardousRatchet November 29, 2023

Cat Explotano

This is spanish for cat explode. Popularized by "Squewe".

Numero uno, Cat explotano.
*Video of cat exploding*

by _igger January 23, 2024