Pulling a Jordan taylor

Pulling a Jordan Taylor is the act in which a natural born blonde women cheats on you with 15 people in total.

Guy 1: have you heard Jenna has been cheating on 1 dude with like 15 other people.
Girl 1: omg we need this to be know that she’s pulling a Jordan Taylor

by Gay faggot 420 September 3, 2019

Pull up ass

An butt so full of cellulite that you have to pull it up in order penetrate the vagina or rectum from the doggy style position.

Frank : Do you think Denise is hot?

Terry : Good face but a pull up ass.

by Meatpiston January 7, 2011

Pulling a Gus Tupper

Coming to a party and leaving after like 20 minutes.

"whered tim go?"
"He's pulling a gus tupper, said he was tired."

by 69izzy69 December 22, 2009

pulling a Darren Criss

Forgetting the lyrics to a song you wrote while you are performing it

I wrote this song, but when I sang it in front of my friends, I felt like I was totally pulling a Darren Criss!

by Animista March 22, 2016

Pulling your pipe

To pull the pipe, generally being lazy, procrastinating, male masturbation.

Pulling your pipe. "Have you seen billy?". " i reckon he's at home pulling his pipe. "

by Thewombweasel February 16, 2015

Pulling a Ron(ald)

To be an absolute dipshit and walk away from your computer (or in real life) without letting anyone know you or leaving or any preemptive warning.

"So Ron, hows Hayley?"
"..."
"Looks like he's pulling a Ron(ald)"

by God Damn It Ron May 3, 2016

pulls her weight

to work as hard as other people in a group

Leena's a good worker: she pulls her weight around the office.

by damayanti November 18, 2013