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Penis wrinkle

by Thesenutsinyourmo, April 28, 2022
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"ayo boy can i get a slobby knobby off that penis" *shlurps*
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Penis envy

When u grow up with a best friend read porn together and think ur the man. Then he alludes to the fact women like large perfect dicks and how much better it would be for them.
When fall from grace and realise u will never feel safe in a relationship as long as he is around ur woman.
When u give up and watch them flirt.
When her joy when he is around is arousing.
When all u can think about is her pleasure.
When all she can think about is him.
When all u can think about is him.
When all u can both think about is him.
When she starts asking about him.
When his name is on both ur lips and almost say it whenever u want to speak to one another.
When she wants to marry u cause she know he won’t stay in that way.
When u give in and watch him make her cum so hard no one will ever believe u if u told them.
When ur raising his children and he is happily married his wife is happy, ur wife is happy, and ur the only one who isn’t.
When u realise ur addicted to the crushing reality of her orgasms with him.
When he controls ur and her with envy and u can’t help submitting.
When u realise no one noticed ur children look like him, no one knows what is going on. Just u 3.
When u wish u could die but the addiction is worth living for.
When u die and stand before God and he says “ why didn’t u trust in the small dick I gave u?” And u say nothing…
Wife: I can’t stop thinking about him, I see his face everywhere I go..
U: same..
Wife: he came over this after noon while u were at work..
U: he knows I have penis envy.
Wife: really? So he has a big dick does he?
U: :(
Wife: :)
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
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Penis

I inserted my "penis" in your mother.
by C. Oxmall March 30, 2022
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penis tape

ayo penis tape is the best mixtape
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penis ivy

Male pubic growth so rampant that it grows along the shaft of the penis.
I hit a genital vein and almost died the other day while shaving back the genital vines of my penis ivy.
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Buttle a Penis

to repeatedly minecraft punch another person's penis to pleasure them
dude, i totally want to buttle a penis tonight, jacob is looking mad sexy
by penizzzbuttler September 18, 2021
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