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Spunky Monkey

AN ABSOLUTE FAT ASS LIKE HOLY SHIT ITS MASSIVE, AND I MEAN MASSSSSSIVE
Gerald: "Herold, you got a nice Spunky Monkey!"

Herold: "Are you high?"
by xbot7564 June 30, 2024
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Monkey Button

Prentending a girls asshole is a button that when pushed with your thumb or finger it makes her go ape shit crazy and she tries to climb walls.
I was ridding this chick like Rover and when I hit that monkey button with my thumb that chick went ape shit and wouldn’t climb down from the ceiling for thirty minutes.
by PDirty December 28, 2018
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grease monkey

A playful and flirtatious term for a woman’s intimate area, especially when aroused. Often used with confidence and attitude to imply exclusivity, desirability, and control—like a personal, off-limits treasure.
"He been trying for weeks, but he can't get none of this grease monkey."
by Taylor & Kaylyn July 3, 2025
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Monkey sex

When a monkey penis sticks his gooey slimy penis into another monkey penis and then into his ass as the monkey vagina watches and masterbates. They masterbate and masterbate until their cum explodes everywhere.
IM GONNA CUM IM MASTERBATING TO MONKEY SEX ITS TURNING ME ON
by penis38485 February 12, 2025
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monkey bubble

A phenomenon where, when a girl farts while sitting, the air travels forward between the legs, passes over or into the labial area (“monkey” being slang for vulva), and causes a sensation of bubbling or trapped air.
Girl, I farted in History class and it was total monkey bubble. You should’ve seen the condensation on the seat! I hope Tyler didn’t see, heehee!
by Shugafart69 June 9, 2025
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Molasses Monkey

Used to describe a black person. Molasses is a sticky brown substance that moves slowly when poured; this implies that the subject is slow and brown. Monkey is added for alliteration and extra racist effect.
Yew got damn molasses monkey!
Yer slower than molasses, monkey!
by Mr. Nigsquillius III April 22, 2024
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The monkey

The act of throwing shit at your partner during sex
They did the monkey and it smelled
by Hdhdhdgdgdh September 11, 2018
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