baked potato cat

1. A picture of a cat with butter on it, sitting in tin foil.

Person #1 was looking at a baked potato cat on his phone.

by a l d u i n October 19, 2018

Tribe cat

Term for a group of house cats living in the mountains from the Warrior Cat Franchise. They are smaller then most cats and often cover themselves with mud for camouflage. They mostly get along with the main group.

The tribe cats did not want the help the clan cats were offering.

by Citris October 20, 2021

Cat Collector

A piece of shit who thought she was a 10 in college when she was really more like a 6. She now fills in the void of her loneliness caused by her lack of male validation with cats.
Her loneliness is almost always a product being a bitch who would complain about a dudes height being under 6 foot. Ironically, they themselves would happen to be 5’2 180 and try to cover their gut with high waisted sweatpants and hoodies.

5’2 180lb Cat Collector: “OMG I wouldn’t go near a guy under 6 foot.”

Absolute king: “Fuck that, boys we leaving her to become a cat collector when she older.”

by DJ Gello September 13, 2021

cat tower

When someone buys a big tower where cats can scratch and claw and climb the tower.

I just bought a cat tower for my cats.

by End January 21, 2018

burying the cat

Female {masturbation by insertion of an object.

Leslie: "Hi Kristy. I thought I'd call to see what you're up to."
Kristy: "Well, Tom is gone on a fishing trip, so I've been burying the cat for four hours . . .".

by Robbster October 21, 2017

High as a cat forever

When a cat gets stoned it lasts forever

When Emma the cat rolled a doobie, it was high as a cat forever.

by Pagerman November 27, 2021

Jelly Cats

A great person who is always there for their friends and helps alot when you're going through stuff. An all round great person who you are lucky to be friends with! They also love gore

Person 1: Jelly cats is awesome!
Person 2: ye! They helped me out of a rough patch the other day!
Person 3: is it true they have jelly beans instead of brain cells?

by DragonQueen 75829 November 15, 2022