When you’re not a pussy or an attention seeking emo, and actually want to kill yourself in the lulziest way, which is also your favorite activity (slitting your wrists).
Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.
Cutting down the road will sever your blood vessel, or in nerd speech, radial artery and will result in an effective, epic win death which will garner lots of sobs and attention from people who once wronged you.
Jayden: Damn man.. Stephany broke up with me for Nathan.. We were dating for 8 months and next week was supposed to be our anniversary! I just want to slit my wrists and die right now!
Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.
Alex: Remember, Jayden. It’s ALWAYS down the road, NEVER across the street.
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Get the smackin her dookies downmug. when the “first down” doesn’t go as planned and u need a “second down” in order to keep the play alive. a time to huddle up, re-evaluate, and change the play in order to get a first down (or complete your goal).
Guy 1: Hey bro how was ur game this weekend?
Guy 2: Not good we lost.
Guy 1: That’s alright it’s a long season.
Guy 2: Yeah it’s only second down. Lot of time left on the clock.
Guy 2: Not good we lost.
Guy 1: That’s alright it’s a long season.
Guy 2: Yeah it’s only second down. Lot of time left on the clock.
by the one of one September 14, 2025
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by quasia November 30, 2011
Get the whopped Downmug. Something a crazy person next to you would say, not like they're telling you to, their probably drunk and just want you to get groovy with it, make 'em laugh or somethin' Maybe the bus travelers would tip you for getting down on the floor! I'd listen to "Crab Rave" before getting down in front of about 30 people Lmao because I want to be doing something a stranger told me to do so
by Taylor x Fanfiction (Opinions) February 28, 2020
Get the Get your down on the floormug.