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Immaculata High School

Basically the most hated and despicable high school in Somerset County (Basking ridge and Bridgewater-raritan high school are a close 2nd and 3rd), this institution is a terrible place that well off parents send little Johnny and Sally to to make them and their kids try to feel superior to the 'inferior' kids that go to public schools. However, Immaculata is actually a poor educational facility that sets their students up for failure later in life despite being promised a higher education level. The sports teams are worse than something you would dig out of the Meadowlands at low tide, just straight dumpster fire. The athletes go to Immaculata on false hopes that they'll be more likely to be recruited than if they had gone to public school. The football team is laden with controversy like in 2013 when an assistant coach was caught doing very Sandusky-esque things with the players which brought on chants from rival schools like "Don't drop the Soap!" as they brandished shower caps and soap bars attached to rope. When kids go to this school they are expected to cut off all ties from their former friends and become straight a-holes. No one likes this place.
Public School Kid 1: "Do you remember Johnny?"
Public School Kid 2: "Yeah, he was a cool kid, I haven't seen him since he went to Immaculata High School."
Public School Kid 1: "I saw him yesterday and he's a total dick now, like he acted like he was so much better than me."
Public School Kid 2: "Damn, that's a real shame. He had so much potential and just ruined it by attending that garbage pit of a school."
by MartyMcWiseguy October 8, 2016
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Christchurch Boys High School

Christchurch Boys High is a leading academic, sporting and cultural school. Everyone wishes they went to Boys High but hides their insecurity by making up shit about it.
Person 1: Do you go to CBHS
A fine young man who respects and represents the school badge with pride: Yes I attend Christchurch Boys High School
Person 1: Damn I wish I went there.
A fine young man who respects and represents the school badge with pride: Please do not say the D-word.
Person 1: Wow, you are amazing.
by FineYoungMan July 24, 2019
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marist high school chicago

a school for a bunch of pussy faggots that think their hot shit because they go to a school with girls. they act like they are beasts and that they slay pussy when they are all faggots that never get girls because they are all creatures.
woah, the marist high school chicago kid thinks he is going to get pussy from that chick, but we all know that he is just a faggot that will get shit on.
by coloma August 4, 2017
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Medford High School

Ugly ass school in Medford, Massachusetts. Full of racist white teachers and entitled colonizers who don’t give af abt the real probs. Bathrooms reek from the white bois ripping their Juul. Football team is just ass at what they do. ㅇ ㅡㅇ mfs here ain’t got half a brain cell, especially the eDgY white boys that make racist ass jokes. Mad ppl here tryna be qUiRky like bruh u ain’t special 😭. Some teachers r actually kinda good but the science department is ass. The science mfs be traumatizing kids and giving out PTSD like it’s fucking candy. Building looks like a whole prison and some ppl say it’s cuz of these riots they used to have. They rlly don’t be condoning racist and homophobic shit there. U got some creepy ass teachers looking at kids too. U gotta work w what u got but issa lousy place
Person: “Yo you heard about Medford High?”
Me: “Nah Medford High School is an ugly ass school”
by lIfE gOeS oN ✨✨✨ December 26, 2020
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Kennesaw Mtn High School

Worst football team in the entire state of Georgia. The girls are decent and the boys are white washed.
Kennesaw Mtn High School got the worst football team in Cobb
by Ghvygrecc October 28, 2019
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Lordstown High School

Populars- Aeropostal wearing faggots. Wears Khakis and Skinny Jeans. Never strays from American Eagle or Hollister. Worships Aeropostal. Most of them run track. Stereotypical whores & populars. Disgusting breath. Orange skin during winter. Too much makeup on their faces.
Dorks- Greasy ass hair, dont brush their teeth. Once a month showers. Smells HORRIBLE. Can't take showers because of playing Xbox 360.

Emos- Dark clothes. Heavy eyeliner. Always trying to form a band. Smallest group of the school. Some do drugs some do not. About 50% are virgins. Aeropostal populars try to steal them away once on a blue moon.
Gangsters- Oversized T shirts. Sideways hats. Excessive swearing. Walk REAAAL slow. Takes baby steps.
Douches- Loud mouthed. Always throwing stuff at randoms.
Big egotistic heads. Likes to retreat from the girls they hug in the equipment room.
Girl 1: Have you heard about the kids in Lordstown High School?
Girl 2: Yeah they suck big nig nuts.
by The Loner serEnity March 21, 2010
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mashpee high school

I wish our school was like Mashpee high school
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