Cum Noodling

When you cum in your partner, then slurp the cum from your partners orifice slurping it like a noodle.
Me and my partner like cum noodling after I have not came in a very long time resulting in an overflowing orifice that is ready to cum noodle.
by Karbonyx November 02, 2023
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Candy cum

Give ur girl a penis baby little wigger
Candy cum
by Rissthecunbaby December 30, 2021
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Cum Hum

When you surprise a chick ( or dude) with a cum shot to the face and before they can get mad at you, turn around and fart in their face then sprint for the door.
"How'd last night go Ray?"

"Oh Burt, I gave that broad the business and finished her off with the old cum hum"

"Classic Ray"
by HeyBudHowAreYa March 13, 2019
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Cum lord

Goddamn that guys such a cum lord I wonder if he wants to have sex with me
by Cum lord69420 July 02, 2022
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this comes from the ancient folk lore about the black man who would have sexual intercourse with his mother after a long day of hunting. he would always finish the load in his mothers bum when the sentence "black fuck incest would cum in my ass" uttered from his mothers lips. you would normally use it to describe a black man coming home with a food stamp who is so horny that he would fuck his own mother.
White man: "Hi buddy, let's go collect the monthly food stamps!"
Black man: "Cuuhhh, I already got it cuuuuhh. This is a good time for black fuck incest would cum in my ass and marijuana!"
by fukcer192 March 06, 2024
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Cum-Pucker

A specific female act of show after a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth; Before ingesting or spitting semen, the woman puckers her lips & squeezes a small quantity of it out from in-between them. Showoff It is popular with college women whom take pride in fellatio & enjoy attention for such.
"That chick last night did a sweet closeup Cum-Pucker for the camera after the blowjob."
by checkda statz February 20, 2012
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Cum Dumpster Faggot

A homosexual male who takes loads from absolutely ANY man that wants to ejaculate semen into their mouth or anus. Cum Dumpster Faggots will take ANY LOAD from ANY GUY, ANY TIME. No loads are ever refused at any time, no matter what. This allows men who are characteristically unattractive, overweight, disease-ridden, or just generally nasty, to ejaculate into a total cum whore and contribute another batch of DNA into the DUMP'S hole.
"Brandon Kuhn is a total Cum Dumpster Faggot; he'll take loads from ANYBODY!"
by Cumdumper504 May 03, 2024
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