Sandpaper Baby 

A baby who has really scratchy skin. When the baby grows up, its skin will be really soft as an adult.

His skin is soft now, but when he was little, he was a sandpaper baby.

Sandpaper Baby by Thomas Winters November 18, 2010

Splice Baby 

A derogatory slang word derived from the movie "Splice". Used to describe an ugly individual with odd androgynous facial features. In the movie The splice creature was both woman and man. A creature with a face only a mother could love.

Dude check out the Splice Baby behind you

NUH UH WHERE?! Oh wow man eww that's gotta suck to look like that.

For real.

Splice Baby by aharharhardyhar November 19, 2010

Cat Baby

One who exemplifies traits of a degenerate and gentleman alike.

Did you see Joe after he closed that multi-million dollar deal? He cracked a cold beer during the meeting! What a Cat Baby!!!

Cat Baby by boatshoes November 13, 2011

Mental Baby 

Someone that has the appearance of a crack head, or who has been taking meth. Their face is all messed up and their hair is like a bird's nest. Also, if the person is acting like a stupid dumbass or doesn't understand what you're saying.

Someone that looks like they've been dropped on the head.

She's acting like a mental baby! I wanna punch her in the face!

Ewww, look at her head! It looks deformed!

Mental Baby by fuckyeahitsanne October 23, 2011

girder baby 

A child who was conceived by, on top of, or around girders of the square variety.

Your child, good sir, is in fact a girder baby.

girder baby by Jeremy Hubbard January 12, 2012

Kid Baby 

Like a man child, but even worse. One who effectively makes his friends question why the hell they even know that person

DUDE QUIT ACTING LIKE A KID BABY

He's really cute, but he's such a Kid Baby
I'm 23, an idiot, live at home, and say things that piss people for no reason.... I'm such a kid baby

Kid Baby by Dawaka August 16, 2013

chip baby 

A euphemism for fat.

Kevin: Wow, Gareth has quite the chip baby due.
Rach: Yes, though I think yours is further along.

chip baby by Sister Kevin September 15, 2013