Western Swiss Cheese

You get really drunk, Then you smoke weed, Then you do anal intercourse, doggie style. Chances are, you will miss the target.

Last night , I fucked a chick. It was a Western Swiss Cheese.

by Rhino_Rex July 1, 2016

chuck e. cheese

where a kid can be a kid

has also filed for bankruptcy

chuck e. cheese filed for bankruptcy

by EU🅱️🅱️OUR April 27, 2022

Cut in the cheese

When a man willingly jerks off until his dick turns red hot and proceeds to slice it into a woman's pussy like a knife through a piece of cheese.

Bro, last night I put a cut in the cheese.

by Have a dick September 1, 2021

Cheese

A colored chunk. May have holes in the sides, or throughout the chunk. It is edible.

Juan: Hey did you eat my cheese?
Brenda: Yes
Juan: Oh ok :(

by iPutTheBiInBitch November 19, 2019

Cheese dick

When your penis smells of old cheese due to unprotected sex with a female with a dirty vagina.

She gave me cheese dick

by Manuel Vargas September 21, 2018

I like my cheese drippy bruh

Typically used when receiving gluck gluck from a bad biddy and you don’t mess with it and want her to stop.

Ayo, Bad Biddy, I like my cheese drippy bruh!

by I Like My Cheese Drippy October 16, 2024

Milwaukee Cheese Cannon

A grotesquely legendary gastrointestinal event, triggered by consuming an obscene quantity of Wisconsin dairy—typically a cocktail of deep-fried cheese curds, Velveeta nachos, and lukewarm gas station string cheese.

Once internal pressure reaches critical mass, the “cheese cannon” fires from the posterior with such force, velocity, and dairy-rich viscosity that it leaves a trail of molten shame wherever it lands.

Known for its violent splatter radius, unholy aroma, and permanent emotional damage to anyone within 15 feet. Often accompanied by a war cry of “Go Pack GO!” and a complete loss of dignity.

⚠️ Not to be attempted without a hazmat suit and a priest on standby.

After three plates of loaded cheddar fries and a bucket of queso dip, Kyle let off a Milwaukee Cheese Cannon in the porta-potty at Lambeau.

by Pseudonymless name July 7, 2025