Whiskey Time-Machine

(Abstract/noun/adj/slg)- when you've spent so much of your life wasted on whiskey and alcoholic similes, you awaken one day to realize you are now 50 years old and your sweet children have grown to adulthood without your guidance or parental presence. No matter how bad you want to wind back the clock, the time machine has broken, and you are stuck in nightmare land.

Theorizing that one could time travel within his own lifetime, Sam Fukkit stepped into the whiskey time-machine accelerator... and vanished. Oh boy.

by Whiskey Drinker Me September 8, 2020

I Tapped Andy Daly Three Times ⏲️😂🤣😢😭😀⏲️

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I Tapped Andy Daly Three Times ⏲️😂🤣😢😭😀⏲️

by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 12, 2025

Sailor time?

When you ask someone such as your friend if it is ok to curse at that time

Lauren: UGH!!! Sailor time?
Samantha: yup
Lauren: &$?@/?6?7!062)!!

by I-don't-like-pie November 19, 2016

Most of the times

Almost every time or almost always.

Up through 9-years-old, most of the times I wore my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Undies due to I couldn't pull down my Boy's Fruit Of The Loom Double Blue 🔵-Line Waistband Boxer Briefs Undies.

by FrroRdn June 21, 2024

Teague Time

To wear a Jeff Teague and not have any “Drawls” on.

I knew it would be a wild night when Teague Time started. That’s when he walked in wearing that #0 Hawks jersey and no drawls.

by Teague_Time September 21, 2025

Grime Time

Usually very late, derived from lazy grime artists.

Sam is running on grime time!

by qoion June 14, 2017

Harry Time

Leaving a retake too late

"Dont worry he is playing harry time"

by harry moment December 7, 2022