roll out the red carpet

laying out a towel before doing the deed whilst the female partner is undergoing her monthly expulsion of uterine lining
Delilah and I had to roll out the red carpet last night
by alfredhopper March 23, 2022
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red balls

itchy white noodels
I love eating red balls that are juicy and meaty.
by stefan18v December 18, 2023
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Red-Ball

Just barely withholding death from a suicidal person as if denying orgasm to a person
Dude did you really red-ball them? That's fucked up.
by Accursed Realms March 30, 2022
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Red Balls

The opposite of blue balls.

When a male has ejaculated so much that he experiences pain or tenderness in his testicles; this may occur the next day.
My balls hurt.

Is it blue balls?
No, I think it's the opposite.

Red balls?
Yeah, I have red balls.
by Revelcer May 22, 2018
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red balls

when you slide down a metal slide in the summer naked
bro got red balls from sliding down that metal slide naked
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Red Balls

When a man does not succumb to his nuts exploding from being so horny gaining super powers including starting fires with his mind.
Patient: My testicles are killing me.

Doctor: You probably have red balls. Put ice on it.
by Friendofthecommunity May 19, 2024
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Red Balls

When your doing her from behind in the ass because she is on her period, and your balls punish her bloody pussy turning them red.
It was shark week so Kevin was hammering Mary’s ass doggie. He got Red Balls from repeatedly punishing her bloody pussy.
by Pat Makrotch April 22, 2022
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